I just topped a golf ball sitting in the middle of the seventh fairway. My phone was in the pocket of my golf bag. It started buzzing and flashing, so I went to check and see who was calling.
It was my phone telling me summer started at 3:51.
Summer has officially started.
….and it’s Friday!
I’m going to cut this one short because the tinnitus is banging away in my ears and my mouth tastes like Cuban smoke.
But I started my summer out with fun and that is all that matters…
Go kick the shit out of the first weekend of summer and be astonished…
…the sun has a smile and even though that is our goal in life…
…to put a smile on the sun, I could go for a day with an overcast sky and cooler temperatures.
Just one day.
My hip hop thighs need a break from the GoldBond.
