Tuesday morning, never looked so good.
Just a Chicago guy juggling fatherhood and bachelorhood. An old trading floor broker raising three kids and living in a flat by the river. These stories are life lessons meant to make you laugh, cry, and think. The “Chalkboard” is my daily post, scribbled on the blackboard in my kitchen—a ritual, a bit of therapy, and a small win to start the day. All Chalkheads are welcome to ride along.
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Tuesday, September 10, 2024
September 10th, 2024
Monday, September 9, 2024
September 9th, 2024
We enter a week that has a somber tone to it. This week will mark the twenty-third year since islamic terrorists attacked our country.
September 8th, 2024
I thought I’d pull down some Billy Shakes for a Sunday with great expectations.
Friday, September 6, 2024
September 6th, 2024
The former Mrs Shepley and I never freaked out when the Shepkids took a tumble. We would ask them, “What do you do after you fall down?”
Thursday, September 5, 2024
September 5th, 2024
I don’t have anything to chalk about this morning.
Wednesday, September 4, 2024
September 4th, 2024
Is there a family member in your life that you aren’t talking to anymore?
Tuesday, September 3, 2024
September 3rd, 2024
A new month and a new season. A good reason to make some changes and freshen things up. Time for Moses to take off his sandals.
Monday, September 2, 2024
September 2nd, 2024
I
stayed up and watched football late last night. I had two whiskey sours, and I
still woke up at three-thirty on a Monday morning.
I have turned into my
Oldman!
I do not need an alarm clock anymore and I don’t know if that’s a good
thing or a bad thing. If I’m not careful, I will be eating Grapenut cereal and
drinking Sanka coffee.
I know the subject of making America great again turns off 50.1% of the
country. I’m not going to make it political. I know America at one time kept
the gays in the closet. It kept women out of the voting booth and the
boardroom. It had “White Only” and “ No Colored” signs hanging on most
everything.
Maybe it isn’t about making America great again but make America happy
again. There were a lot of things in the past that were great and also made us
happy…
…and I miss them.
Starting with Labor Day. We need some sort of Telethon to wake up to
this morning. The Jerry Lewis Telethon made America great, and it brought us
all together.
We need more music and less talk on the radio. Too many idiots have a
microphone and shitty opinions. From sports to politics… take away their
soapbox and megaphone and bring back more music programming.
I also miss barbershops. I want to get a crew cut from an old Guy who
has bowling on the television and “Playboys” in the magazine rack. The barber
chairs back in the day were built like Cadillacs. I sit in a barber chair today
and it is built like a fucking Nissan.
And what the fuck with this Pickleball
crap?
Why can’t we have church league kickball or park district dodgeball?
People would go back to church if they knew they could get a keg and
play kickball in the parking lot after 11:30 mass.
Wouldn’t it be fun to go over to the
“Y” with all your fifty-something friends and wing red balls at each other’s
faces?
Sign me up!
Taverns could sponsor your team. Sportsman’s Spa-Dogs against the Time
Out Lounge Wild Turkeys. After the game, we all meet for beers with cotton
balls stuffed in our bloody nostrils.
I am also not sure about these bicycles with the big snow tires and
little electric motors. Schwinn should make adult size Stingrays. They would
sell those like hotcakes to the younger Baby Boomers and older GenXers.
My list of things that would make America great again could go forever.
I’m going to finish with a couple more
things before I hang up the phone.
I want Pop served in glass bottles
again. I don’t care if I have to schlep them back to Jewels when they are
empty. That is a chore that I’m willing to do. I just want to enjoy that first
gulp of Coke from the longneck of a cold bottle. I come from a Coca-Cola
family, but those bottles of RC with the family size carryout was always a
treat.
And carryout…pizza in a bag, not a
box.
The last thing that would make America great again is the newspaper box
next to the CTA station. While we are at it, bring back the payphone on the
corner. The great American shitshow gained momentum when newspaper stands
shutdown and telephone booths disappeared.
Time for me to put the chalk down and pour a bowl of Grapenuts.
Enjoy your day off, spend time with someone that says, “I love you” and
splurge.
Walk over to the White Hen and grab both the Trib and SunTimes. Pick up
a box of Maurice Lenell pinwheels and a couple cans of KayO. You deserve it,
but do not forget one last thing….
…be astonished.
September 1st, 2024
I’m kind of ready for the ‘ber months.
August 31st, 2024
Are you a member of a chat group?
August 30th, 2024
Here we go Friday… I’m going to be happy with this humidity blowing out of town. My GoldBond usage for the second half of August skyrocketed.
August 29th, 2024
It just doesn’t feel like Labor Day is this weekend.
Wednesday, August 28, 2024
August 28th, 2024
It’s Wednesday, put a little love in it and slide into Labor Day Weekend.
August 27th, 2024
I posted the first Morning Chalkboard on this day in 2017. It was about five weeks after I separated from my wife. Here we are seven years and almost 2,200 Chalkboards later.
Monday, August 26, 2024
August 26th, 2024
In mid-July, I opened my old footlocker to grab my high school yearbooks. I wanted to do some groundwork before my reunion.
August 25th, 2024
Just before 4:44am, I was making breakfast in a big bright kitchen for the Shepkids. In walks in with two bags of groceries and a big smile on her face, the Shepkids mom.
Saturday, August 24, 2024
August 24th, 2024
Yesterday I read a story about the “Cockroach Theory.”

















