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Sunday, October 11, 2026

October 9th, 2026

 

      It is Crop Report Day.

Most of you Chalkheads have seen the movie Trading Places at one point in your life. Remember the scene when the trading pit starts buzzing with anticipation before the crop report is released? The tension builds, the numbers come out, and all hell breaks loose.

   That was Hollywood's version of open outcry trading. Believe me when I tell you, they were not far off.

    The screaming, the pushing, the frantic hand signals, the elbows flying, and the occasional shower of spit from some lunatic trying to make a market. It was organized chaos.

        Looking back, it was the perfect job for a thirty-year-old Jumbo.

 I am not so sure sixty-year-old Jumbo could stand in that same pit today, waiting for an unemployment number, and summon the same energy and enthusiasm. Hell, just watching those old videos on YouTube makes my knees hurt.

      Fortunately, I don't have to find out.

  These days, when an economic report is released, I am standing at my trading desk. The excitement is still there. The adrenaline still flows. The clock ticks down, the numbers hit the screen, and the markets still react, but the battlefield is a whole lot more forgiving.

   I don't have arms waving inches from my face. I don't have spit flying in every direction. Nobody is shoving me out of the way to grab a bid or an offer.

      And I don't have to fight my way through a crowd of screaming grown men just to get a trade done.

    There is still plenty of yelling. There are still multiple orders coming at once, customers wanting fills, markets moving, and the constant juggling act of getting everything executed in a timely and orderly fashion.

     The business hasn't lost its excitement. It has simply changed its surroundings.

    Thirty-year-old Jumbo was right where he belonged, standing in the bond room at the Chicago Board of Trade, surrounded by noise, confusion, and enough testosterone to power a small city.

        And sixty-year-old Jumbo is right where he belongs today.

  I am no longer in that grand old Board of Trade building, looking north at LaSalle Street. Instead, I am fourteen floors above the suburbs, looking out over the western reaches of Chicagoland. The view has changed, the noise has softened and the years have piled up, but the anticipation of the next number hasn't changed a bit.

    I am fortunate to still be in this business. Fortunate to have experienced the trading floor in its glory days, and fortunate that life has allowed me to keep doing something I love long after the pits went quiet.

    Thirty-year-old Jumbo had his time and place, and so does sixty-year-old Jumbo.

   Maybe that is what growing older is all about. Understanding that you do not have to stand in the middle of the madness to appreciate the excitement.

   Sometimes the best seat in the house is the one you have earned along the way. No matter how much the business changes, some things will always remain the same.

    Buy low and sell high.

        Hit bids and lift offers.

           Always listen for the roar of an uptick and the scream of a downtick.

  That will get you through a trading session, and maybe even through the difficulties of life.

       Gusto and astonishment, it is Friday.