The anxiety of early Monday mornings. Why would anyone get so anxious to start the week that they’d wake up at 1:17?
Well I did……..
Maybe I’m excited that today is National Cheeseburger Day?
Every year on National Cheeseburger Day I long for a Gossage, but Gossage has been closed for years. I always liked GoldyBurgers, but they haven’t been the same.
My Oldman use to make a pretty damn good cheeseburger. You could give my dad a pound or two of ground beef and he’d master it into a decent dinner.
I’ve got my mom’s KitchenAid mixer. I want to get the meat grinder apparatus and start making homemade ground beef. Most of the ground beef that you buy at the grocery is just ground up lips and assholes.
Maybe I’ll just pick up a sack of sliders? You know that James Earl Jones speech in “Field of Dreams?” He says that the one constant thing through the years is baseball.
This is true, but I’d include Sliders from White Castle on that list. I remember the first one that I ever had because I thought it was made perfectly for my little boy hands.
The two woman that I’ve fallen in love with both enjoyed a couple Sliders now and then. I need to add that to my profile on Bumble.
“Must appreciate a good Slider and not worry about farting in bed.”
I hope this Morning’s Chalkboard has made you hungry for a cheeseburger. I just realized it’s the First National Cheeseburger Day without Jimmy Buffet. Now I’m gonna need a Margarita with my Sliders….
Let me know your favorite cheeseburger joint and a good memory attached to the bun.
At this point, I might as well wait to see if my mom shows up on her Angel Number this morning. It’s about 2am, so I’ve got about 22 minutes.
Have a fanfuckingtastic week… Autumn starts, but more importantly…Thursday is EWF Day.
Love was changin' the minds of pretenders, While chasin' the clouds away. Now do you remember?
