I’m not walking down the boulevard with rainbows and unicorns flying out my rearend, but I do have some woopie cushions and firecrackers in my pockets.
Spreading happiness is better than being a dick to people. I think I’ve been a better person since my dad went to heaven. Simply because I think he can see everything I do.
My oldman lived 180 miles away from me during high school, but he somehow knew before my mom whenever I pulled a stupid stunt!
Heaven is much closer than 180 miles. So I really don’t have an option….
It’s Bobblehead Day and I’ve picked one of my favorites this morning…. My Houston Oilers Bobblehead.
I’m glad my dad wasn’t in heaven in 1994 when I was in a hot tub with a half dozen Houston Oiler cheerleaders.
This is a story for another day and it happened in Vegas… so that story is packed tight in Nevada!
Dress warm! It was -17 wind chill when I cranked Betty this morning….. relax!
Betty is my Blazer!
Wipe the dust out of your crockpot and cuddle with someone nice!
