I don’t know what the hell normal is…. 98.6?
These poor kids today can’t hold a thermometer to the lightbulb when mom leaves them alone anymore.
You stick the thing in their ear and five seconds later….. they are either normal or running a fever!
Most of us had 105 degree fevers before we figured out how to hold the thermometer just right to the lamp on our nightstand.
I got it down to a science….. the 101.3 to 102.2 range.
Anything under 101.3 and you’re going to school! It was the 1970’s and if you weren’t dying the nuns expected your ass at your desk.
Anything over 102.2 and your mom knew You were trying to jag her around.
I know many of you that are reading this are not normal. Many of you are eclectic, weird, spiritual and theatrical on a daily basis.
How cool is that?
This whole Covid thing has given us alone time or cocoon time to spring out into a post Covid era with a different attitude!
Explore new things… take chances…. Step out of the box!
The day will come!
The day will come and it’s going to be amazing!
This second wave gives us another opportunity to challenge ourselves!
Walk down the avenue and sing show tunes!
That is what I’m going to do!
I’m going to walk over to the grocery singing “If I were a rich man” from Fiddler on the Roof!
Other than that…… put something good in the crockpot and someone you love in your arms….
