Tuesday, January 18, 2022

January 17th, 2022

 If I had a DeLorean that traveled in time I’d go three places.

I’d go back and make sure Alois and Klara Hitler didn’t have a baby Adolph.
I’d climb in bed with Marilyn Monroe the night the Kennedy’s had her killed.
…..AND
The last thing of historical change that I would do is make sure today wasn’t made a National Holiday over thirty years ago.
Don’t scratch your head!
I would have walked up the stairs of the Lorraine Motel to tell Martin that his speech the day before was spectacular.
In doing so I would have positioned Jesse Jackson between Dr King and James Earl Ray.
Could you imagine the world if MLK lived into the 1990’s?
I’m going with the answer….
BETTER!
So no “Green eggs and Ham” on SNL in 1988 and no 3 day weekend in the middle Of January.
Tough shit! You can’t go down to Fort Meyers for a quick trip, but in return we would never have heard of Rodney King!
As for my other two visits…. I can only imagine how Mo Betta things would be without a swastika!
And the night with Marilyn…. Well….I’m under the sheets and the Kennedy’s walk into the bedroom!
“Hello Jack! Hello Bobby! I voted for Nixon!”
No Lee Harvey…. no Sirhan Sirhan!
I just eliminated three historical assassins, stopped cousins from having sex in Austria-Hungary and made love to a famous movie star in front of the dead Kennedy’s!
I’ll finish this book report with a quote from the Blue Oyster Cult, “History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men….”
Godzilla!