Last week someone won a huge Mega Millions prize that was around a billion dollars. The Powerball lottery rolled over and is near a billion this week.
The biggest lottery winner last week is a baker from Maryland named Larry Desantis. He was the last person to ever drive across The Key Bridge in Baltimore.
In an interview he said he didn’t know about the cargo ship. He noticed there weren’t any cars behind him. Usually there are twenty to thirty cars and trucks on the bridge when he goes to work.
The bridge collapsed at 1:29am and Desantis thinks he crossed around 1:27ish. A coworker checked on him minutes after the collapse. That is how he found out that he won the lottery.
Congratulations Larry, you are a very lucky man.
Today is “fuck around and find out” day or April 1st, April Fools Day. I don’t know about you, but I’m not falling for the banana in the tailpipe trick today.
If you figure out the origin of today’s quote….
…you’ll have a solid earworm for a Monday morning and the first day of the new month.
Go out there Chalkheads and smell the April Flowers. Next week is the eclipse and the Final Four is set.
Spring is springing so go out and be astonished.
You’re going to have to put your own smile on the sun…
….and don’t rush in today. That would be foolish.
