Saturday, May 20, 2023

May 18th, 2023

 Today’s quote was something I heard on “Ted Lasso” last night and since shit was a part of yesterday’s quote… let’s just keep it flowing.

Shit is a big word in the Chicagonese language. The “F” word is as well and so is Jagoff and Assclown. Dease, dem, doze, youse are great Chicagonese words that flow regularly from the mouths of Chicagoans.
Our Mayors use to speak fluid Chicagonese years ago. Our new Mayor sounds like the guy from “Fat Albert.”
I’m not shittin’ youse, these next four years should be interesting.
I got carried away, I was going to talk about how pretty flowers grow with the help of manure. I was going to talk about bad days making good days seem better. I thought about the shitty periods in our lives making us stronger. How shitty days help us grow wiser…..
I’m not going there this morning.
I’m losing my thoughts this morning and before I start sounding like a Pennsylvania Senator…. I’m going to end this.
Look at that smiling sun on the Chalkboard! Thirsty Thursday is going to be beautiful.
Let’s hope the shitty months of March and April usher in a gorgeous end of May and month of June.