The day that I found John Shepley was the best day of my life.
It was a day full of passion and glory…
It was a day when I found out I didn’t need a very big house or a beautiful wife. I didn’t need a fancy car and being a runner at the Board of Trade was a great start to a lush career.
I’m finishing the second week of being a full time father and I haven’t been this happy since the time Julia Roberts and I were secretly dating in the early nineties.
I don’t know why someone picked June 17th for Manscaping Day?!?!
Kind of a hot and prickly day to be shaving the Love Trio… don’t knick your boys with the razor and don’t believe that it looks bigger after you ‘scape.
Enjoy this gorgeous weekend, the last weekend before summer officially starts. Father’s Day and Juneteenth…
What day did you find you?
The truth is I never dated Julia Roberts and every day I find John Shepley… also the kids version of the Morning Chalkboard doesn’t mention “Manscaping.”
It says “Take Claire to Pebble Beach!”
