My conservative friends take the Columbus side, my Liberal friends the Indigenous People side….
Both sides arguing for the extremes have fallen into the trap set for them….
So to mock everyone I celebrate “Heavyset WhiteBoy Day!”
So if you like loving people when the sun comes up and still loving them when the sun goes down…. You celebrate this day!
If you try and leave people with a smile and good feeling rather than a “Fuck you fatass!”
You celebrate this day!
If you enjoy cooking meals for people you like…. You’re in!
If you like to take naps and masterbate….. this day is for you!
If you realize everyone you meet came from a hole between a woman’s legs….. yes, you are with me….. but also realize all of those people are going to die…. Let’s celebrate because the span between these events needs love!
If you like beer….. in!
Cigars…..in!
Pizza……in!
Hot dogs with mustard…… in!
If you believe in Santa Claus….. this day is for you!
If you accept hookers, fags, kikes, spicks, shines, honkeys, retards and the rest of the ugliness in life as something that must be loved and nurtured……. Happy Heavyset WhitBoy Day!
If you like strong coffee, crisp bacon and oral sex to start the day! Happy HSWBD!
I’m setting the table for anyone who realizes life is too short, we all have fucking problems and we don’t need to be further divided from each other…… you have a seat at my dinner table!
Side note
(foul language and racial slurs are not acceptable in the world that I'm raising three children in. I will teach them the ugliness such words possess, but like history or controversial statues.... we must see them for what they are worth and for the hurt they may cause!)
