It is easy for Sir Anthony Hopkins to say today’s quote. If you mouth off about him, he will cut your liver out and serve it with fava beans and a nice chianti.
I never gave two shits if people talk behind my back. It usually means that I own the original gossiper and being a mealy mouth gives that person a fake sense of security.
What is there really to talk about anyway? My life is an open book and I’m telling the story everyday on my kitchen chalkboard.
“This guy talks like a man with a paper asshole…”
It took me years to finally figure out that this meant the guy was a mealy mouth.
We have all come across mealy mouths in our lives. I’m sure that I am guilty of being a mealy mouth at one point.
Let’s take Sir Anthony Hopkins’ advice and ignore mealy mouths. It is none of our business.
Today is National Milk Day. I’m a whole milk guy myself, which is obvious by the size of my shadow. I had a glass of almond milk when I was married. I’m not married anymore…
…and how the hell do you milk an almond? Is there a nipple on one end of the nut?
Nuts and nipples… probably a good time to stop chalking and get the day started.
I’m really happy about this Notre Dame and Ohio State deal that is in the works for next week. I’ve rooted for both of these teams off and on throughout my life.
I met Woody Hayes when I was a kid and I talk to Mary Christ everyday. Mary never punched anyone, so I will probably root for the Fighting Irish.
Let’s have an astonishing weekend full of nuts and nipples, crock pots and warm blankets.
