I woke up to the curtain next to my bed blowing across my face. Scared me shitless…
Day two of the warm windy weather gives us the last tease of summer before we change the clocks this weekend.
I don’t like four-thirty sunsets.
The last Humpday of October has arrived and Election Day is less than a week away.
More importantly, let’s not forget that Hanukkah and Christmas fall on the same day. The big winners this year are the families that have both a Tree and a Menorah.
It’s going to be a Mazel Tov Christmas. Harry Hanukkah and Santa Claus should buddy up and give each other a hand.
Let’s get through Halloween and Thanksgiving first.
If there are any hot mommies that still have their Catholic school uniforms…. I give out full size candy bars for trick or treat!