Just a couple weeks ago I told you guys that I never use a quote from a Democrat. I went back on my rule because I liked this one today. FDR is given credit for the Chalkboard quote.
I guess it’s alright to break my own rule. He WAS the president for like 37 years or so.
I made dinner last night and as I was cleaning up the kitchen I realized that I had to move Betty the Green Blazer. I grabbed my flashlight and moved her to her parking spot. It was 5:45 and I had to use a flashlight.
I’m not ready for these short days just yet. Especially when it feels like a September day.
Now I sound like a complainer.
My Oldman had this saying about complainers.
“People who complain all the time think they live for eternity….”
I never did understand that one. Another dad quote that I never understood was…. “That guy talks like he has a paper asshole!”
I finally asked my dad what the hell that meant and he replied, “the guy is a mealy mouth.”
Why didn’t my dad just call the guy a mealy mouth?
It’s Tuesday… do radio stations still do “two for Tuesday?”
Seems like you always hear “Ruby Tuesday” by the Stones and “In a Daydream” by Freddy Jones today.
It’s like driving through Indiana and a Johnny Cougar song comes on the radio. I’m just entering Hammond and I already have heard “Pink Houses” and “Crumblin’ Down.”
I rarely listen to stations that play those songs. I’ve turned into my Oldman as I’ve gotten older.
I listen to news, jazz, classical, blues and Blackhawk games. Just as long as I don’t turn into a mealy mouth. Could you imagine all that paper for my Shepley booty?
I’m babbling all over this morning. I think it is Election Day somewhere on this first Tuesday of the eleventh month. I’m sure both candidates have paper assholes.
Be kind today and enjoy the 7th of November. Touchdowns are on Tuesdays this month.
Touchdowns on Tuesdays?
When I was a kid I would look at the calendar on the first of the month. I would see what day the 7th, 14th, 21st and 28th all fell on. That gave me an idea what days were what for that month.
Which means that Thanksgiving is on the 23rd this year and Armistice is on a Saturday. That puts Shabbat on the days that have a touchdown and a field goal this month. That would be Friday for you goys…..
Stick with me…. Tomorrow I’ll teach you how to slice butter.
