Locked up in this quarantine I can babble on like a drunken fool.
So I won’t …. Sunday is the last day!
Come Monday it will be alright, Come Monday I’ll be feeling alright!
Man I can go for a cheeseburger and a margarita!
I missed a party last night, a trip to meet a friend at Christkindle today and a party tonight. That’s a ton of Covid I could have spread… that just means one thing in 2023
….I’m spreading JumboLove all over this spinning blue marble. Black, White, Christian, Jew, Gay, Straight, Round Booties, Short, Tall, Fat and Small!
You got lips to kiss, needs to fill, wishes to grant, hay to bale, cookies to bake, orgasms to fake, leaves to rake, toes to clip, champagne to sip, deliver your mail, throw away your kale… if you need your garbage taken out or someone to do your paper route. I can drive you to mass or put talcum on your …..
2023, if Betty’s Check engine light isn’t on, I’ll drive to you and give you JumboLove… because that’s what Jumbo’s do!
I told you I could babble on and on! I can’t wait to go to work on Monday!
Until then…. GO IU beat the jaybirds! Go Bears over Eagles, Go France over Falkland Islands, and Go Love over hate……. Uncle Schlomo, don’t forget your menorah candles and in Eight days, baby Jesus!
