Wednesday, September 28, 2022

September 28th, 2022

     Wednesday morning and I don’t have much to say. I have a lot on my mind, but I don’t have a point to make or a story to tell.

I get to pick up the kids after school today on the other side of Mannheim. I do enjoy that!
I have time to kill so I park very early in the pick up line. I roll down the windows, put the seat back and take a quick power nap.
Last week a yummy mummy caught me snoring and maybe drooling a little. It was that great of a nap.
I’m like Wooderson in “Dazed and Confused.” Though I’m the older divorced dad and not the twenty year old hanging out with high school kids.
“That's what I love about these elementary school moms, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
When I started picking up George ten years ago the mommies all had bad ankle tattoos that they probably got on a drunk night in college. Shamrocks, rainbows, panda bears…..
Now the mommies all have cursive words on their forearms.
“Peace” “Love” “Injustice”
I was thinking of grabbing a Sharpie and writing “Fellatio” and “Orgasm” on my forearms.
So that’s my afternoon plan…. picking up the redheads, smiling at mommies twenty years younger than me and making some pizzas.
Autumn sure has made a grand entrance this week. Christmas is less than three months away!