I chalked down this quote and thought about mouthing off about other people, but this chalkboard is set up to make me mo betta.
My spirit has definitely irritated some people through the years. Probably because I was being an asshole when our paths crossed. Sometimes I was a jagoff because I was being stupid and sometimes because I just didn't like the person.
I think I have been less of an assclown as I've gotten older because I'm getting closer to Heaven's Door. I've become less hateful with age only because I know, if I get into heaven, most of the people I was supposed to hate in life will be around in eternal peace.
Today's quote has two key words, spirit and demon. On any given day, The Holy Spirit can kick the living shit out of a demon. The best way to irritate a demon is to ignore them. Tell the sneaky bastards to hit the road.
Double Doink is the feature in today's grabber section. I'm not talking about Cody Parkey missing that forty-three yard field goal.
Nope.... I got double doinked this weekend. For all the years I've lived East of Mannheim Road, every other Sunday has been filled with sadness when the Shepkids return to the evil empire. It has never gotten easier with time.
This weekend I took Hazel back on Sunday and Fritz returned on Monday. I got lump throat and bruise heart two days in a row.
Double Doink.... I feel a little better when my Oldman yells down from heaven, "keep on keepin' on Moose!"
So, let's keep on keepin' on Chalkheads.
Put a smile on your sun and find some astonishment, because Tuesday morning, never looked so good.
I'm already in a daydream
