Wednesday, February 23, 2022

February 20th, Weekend edition

 Weekend Edition:

Last week a Chicago lady didn’t do her “Wordle.” Her two daughters waited all day for their mom to get her daily puzzle completed so the three of them could match their words.
The daughters became nervous and had the police do a well being check.
The police found mom was safe, but she had a home invasion by a mentally ill man. He was arrested and the mom was safe because she didn’t finish her “Wordle.”
I didn’t post the Saturday Morning Chalkboard and I received over a dozen well being checks. That made me feel good!
I am safe, but I do have a horrible cold and I ripped my suit pants going to a funeral. From the zipper, up my big ass to the waist band. It was extremely cold and the shrinkage lasted through dinner time.
The trading floor has been closed for two years. I rarely had a high temperature or a soar throat. We worked in a Petri dish. I have the worst soar throat and runny nose.
I need Jewish Penicillin!
Warm and windy today and it’s cherry pie day!