Attention cancel culture, there is a fat guy in a red suit stalking children as they dream!
This Santa Claus guy bullies reindeer and elfs. I can’t believe his sleigh isn’t locked in a room with a Columbus statue and a VHS tape of “Blazing Saddles!”
Luckily the majority of us know what Santa brings… Peace on earth will come to all if we just follow the light, so let’s give thanks to the lord above, ‘cause Santa Claus comes tonight!
Today is one of the Holiest Days in the Catholic Church. The Feast of the Immaculate Conception.
Two things important to me all year long…. Santa Claus and the Blessed Virgin Mary. I talk to them both on a daily basis.
You can stop scratching your head! I believe in Santa and I say a “Hail Mary” with my mom and dad every Morning!
That reminds me…. I need to get my Santa suit pressed and cleaned….
