I have gotten better at drawing my swimming sperms for windy days.
Last April I celebrated 20,000 days on earth. Today is my 20,257th day. If I make it to Thanksgiving Day in 2051 I’ll have pounded out 31,191 days. 31,191 days of building a foundation on Faith, Family and Friends.
Gotta practice remembering my reindeer names. It’s always the main question when I make my Jumbo Claus visits.
The other day Hazel asked me if I could tell her a secret about My Big Boss, SANTA!
“Well Hazel… I’m not going to bullshit you Love! Rudolph? The red nose reindeer? It’s a made up story. Reindeer don’t have red lights for noses! It was made up by a department store!”
Her jaw hit the floor!
“Hazel… it’s a secret! Don’t ruin it for anyone, but Rudolph works in the toy shed. He hauls toys between the workshop and the storage sheds.”
Like Elwood told Jake, “I took the liberty of bullshitting you.”
The lesson learned…. These eight reindeer get all the F’ing glory, but it’s the reindeer behind the scenes that get things done. They move forward everyday and grind it out.
So let’s all grind it out together!
here is the day calculator if you want to count your days, but count your blessings as well!
